Cook bacon according to package instructions. Let it cool completely (The bacon is also used to prepare the cheese ball mixture below).
Melt the cholcate morsel on a microwave-safe dish for 3 seconds. This will melt the chocolate just enough to add the candy eyes, candy corn (nose), and pretzel rod (neck).
Prepare cheese ball mixture
Whip the cream cheese using an electric hand mixer or stand mixer (this makes it easier for your guests to dig in)
Add the remaining cheese ball ingredients (don't include turkey decorations) and mix using a wooden spoon
Transfer the mixture to plastic wrap. Once completely covered, form into a ball.
Decorate
Insert the pretzel rod into the cheese ball. Then add the bacon. Finally, cover the rest of the cheese ball with turkey jerky.